Thursday, July 18, 2013
The Importance and Necessity of Crate Training.
Friday, May 31, 2013
The "Horse Apple" Story
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Scene of the Crime |
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Weapon of Mass Destruction |
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Apple containers |
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I really hope it doesn't start! |
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On my way with the Poop |
Sure enough, I finally found it. I parked beside her car and walked up to the drivers side and sure enough, it was locked! I started to panic, it was so cold, so I ran around to all the doors, and then all of a sudden, "put your hands on top of the car, NOW! Push the box with your foot towards me, move any other part of your body and I"ll shoot it off. Officer, can I speak? What's in the box? Is it a bomb of some kind? I said no it's a Christmas present. My wife works here and she asked me to bring it and the doors were locked so I tried all the doors, He said "it looked like a break in to me, now, what's in the box? I said well, it's horse manure. He asked, "you would get yourself shot over a box of horse manure?" You're a moron with a box of manure. Let's go in and meet the wife so we can clear this up!" All the way in the cop was muttering words like, clown, idiot a fry short of a happy meal, and my favorite, manure moron.
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Free at last |
til next time, Please Leave a Comment. Thank You!
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Changing Times, Go Back to the Past, or Make Life Better for Everyone.
Let's take a look at the past. Drugs, free love, "Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair" (I did love this song,between tokes) The beginning of the STD epidemic. Terribly built automobiles, your brand new car was junk before it was paid for. Today we're starting, strikes, boycotting businesses and good bye to Ding Dongs and Ho Hos. (Little Debbie is now the queen of sugar snacks) The unions are trying to regain the "lost" power they have been experiencing over the last 20 years and they are hell bent on getting it back. I was an autoworker in the late 60's, just married, making big money.
When you were hired at any of the "Big Three" you were quickly escorted to the uniform room and told to sign a Union agreement and were told that union dues were taken out each pay period I said what? What if I don't want to join, they said "then you have no job"
That's some history I don't want to return to. I will say this about the election, America has spoken and nothing will change that.
Classic Michael Moore wants the rich to "drive off the fiscal cliff!" That gives me an idea, how about a grungy and stinky tax, at the very least Moore would have to take a shower. If he didn't, he would lose everything! Maybe we should look at a whole slew of different taxes. How about, Filthy Car Tax,Video Game Tax, Backpack Tax, Internet Tax, Walk Your Dog Tax, Watch TV Tax, Carpet Tax, Window Tax (you can only have five, total)
How about, a Living in Your Parents Basement Tax, Dropping Out of College Tax, Moochers Tax. How about a "Too Many Cats Tax." "Flash Mob Tax" Can you imagine the revenue stream. What new taxes can you come up with? How about a "Not enough Tax, Tax"
This looks like a good reason for a Cat Tax.
I'm not taking any side, but with an unfettered, Government, looking at the Constitution as a bunch of "Old Farts" piece of crap, is leading us down the garden path. I grew up in Boston, the history of this great country is embedded in me. Now embedded has something to do with computers and IPhone, which I love by the way, do you love yours? The richest company on the planet, Apple, made that happen.
STAY OUT OF BOSTON, ASSHOLES!
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
How Come Employees Don't Help Each Other Anymore?
Calling off sick, not showing up, going home with a headache. They get fired and another loser shows up. Can this be fixed? They think "retirement" is changing a flat.
I looked everywhere for some good advice as to how to handle lazy coworkers. This young lady by far, has the best advice. The problem is only going to get worse. Robots are seriously being considered to take over some of the mundane duties in retail enviorments.
Another area I've noticed that's becoming a problem, taking responsibility for your actions, and apologizing for it. That's another post.
One thing that I did when another deli employee would leave the the last item they sliced on the slicer and leave it for someone else to wrap it for them and return to the meat case, I would say, "hey Frank, I got you covered". I made sure the rest of the employees heard it, because he did it to every body. Pretty soon, everyone started to help each other put things away. Customer service got faster and our weekly sales tripled. I love this video, til next time~
Sunday, April 28, 2013
Sharing some new Music Videos, Enjoy!
Creed used to be in the Grass Root group back in the seventies, he's old and has no hair! Does he look familiar? How about the guy with the banjo?
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
The Easter Story Plus One More
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Pontius Pilate What do the polls look like today? Screw Rasmussen! |
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Lazarus' Tomb |
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Joseph of Arimathea Plus One |
Have a Blessed and Happy Easter!
Friday, March 15, 2013
Zombie Land, The New Detroit? Your Thoughts....
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
The Real Story about St. Patrick, Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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Bountiful Island |
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Irish Attractions |
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Irish Mountain Dwelling |
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Cliffs of Moher |
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City Dwelling |
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Same City Dwelling Different View |
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The Emerald Isle |
Friday, March 8, 2013
Do You Like Music, How About the Blues.
I did a post not long ago about my favorite baseline favorites. I mentioned B.B. King and Robert Cray in the same sentence, and stated that I thought Robert Cray could possibly be in the same league as B.B. This is an excellent video of four guitar legends. Where is Robert Cray? I guess I must be wrong.
I have always loved the blues, growing up with 11 brothers and sisters could have something to do with it. Anytime you said "can I have" the auto response was "NO". My first musical instrument was of course, the Harmonica, I wrote a song about my sister Mary, but it's still not ready for prime time. I have a "we were so poor"story. One winter we couldn't afford to heat our house, and since my brother Joey was the only one that had a pair of sneakers, my mother would make him run around the block three times. When he got back from his run, he would take his sneakers off and we would all gather around the sneakers, and warm our hands.
Now back to business, I am so pumped to tell you this, I can't wait, this is so huge, I'm so excited, oh,oh the phones ringing and the puppy needs to go out, rug or phone? Rug! If you want to see pictures of our Aussie "Katy" it was on my last post. On April 23rd 2013, at DPAC in Durham NC. at 7pm, one half hour from where I'm typing, only a half hour from Raleigh NC, the Capital city, 20 minutes from Sam's club and Trader Joes, 18 minutes from Petsmart and BJ's Wholesale club, did I mention Bed Bath and Beyond?
B.B. King and Robert Cray are together on the same stage at DPAC (Durham Performing Arts Center) To see these two together playing at the same venue is incredible to me.
My favorite bass guitarist, Bernard Harris, give a listen.
Til next time~
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
We got a New Puppie, Her name is Katy!
Katy's Big Day At PetSmart!
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Australian Shepard, sweet and smart with the all desired "Off Switch" |
Katy, Christmas Eve 2012 at PetSmart |
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Loose leash 100 dogs and pet parents in the place, remarkable |
Look at all the videos and see what's coming!
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
My Favorite Women Blues Artists
Of course Aretha Franklin, Gladys Knight, Janis Joplin, Mamie Smith, Ida Goodson, Koko Taylor, Rory Block, Janis Joplin have all made their mark on blues history. These are just my favorites.
Look at her version of a Jerry Rafferty song, outstanding. Next post, a real surprise, a blues singer from right now, passionate and compelling. Stay tuned~
Bonnie Raitt
The first time I heard this lady on the radio, WRIF Detroit home of Ken Calvert, I heard a songbird. Effortless and unique, a lady who would rather sing than talk. I've added two of my favorites, one from her very first album, 1973, I think, and one selection from her latest album coming out in April. Her father was John Raitt, he did a lot of Broadway musicals and movies. Pajama Game, and Carosel were some of his work. They sang a duet together on TV back in the early 90's. He's gone now, but they were very close.Sunday, March 3, 2013
Yorkshire Pudding, Simple Food, Family Loves It!
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Made These Thanksgiving Day |
I remember every Sunday, my mother would make Sunday dinner. She timed it just right, home from Mass, a beautiful roast beef with roasted potatoes, baked Italian tomatoes and Yorkshire pudding. It was named after Yorkshire, England, I would guess, with a pat of butter and beef gravy, the stuff is to die for. One thing we always did was save the salad for last, almost like dessert. The reason that made the most sense to me, some of the heavy duty Italian meals, spaghetti and meatballs for example could use a little help in the digestion process, the roughage that salad provides, makes sense. I've looked at a lot of video concerning the proper way to make Yorkshire Pudding, this one came the closest. I'll let you watch it and then I'll give you my recipe, which is similar but with a few Boston tips. He's very close. My little secrets are add an extra egg or two, measuring is unnecessary. Batter should have the consistency of pancake batter, Whisk until all lumps are gone. I use Jumbo cupcake tins . Preheating the pan, #1 most important, Preheat oven to 425 degrees, I use melted butter to grease the cups. Fill cups 3/4 full. Butter should be almost smoking when the pan is hot enough. If you want the pudding cups darker in color add a drop or two of Kitchen Bouquet seasoning sauce. Oven roasted potatoes were also part of our Sunday tradition. Happy Holidays to you all and enjoy or endure you families for the holidays! I'll put up the roasted potato recipe for you.
Saturday, March 2, 2013
Roasted Potatoes
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Hmmm, will I need one lantern or two? |
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Col. William Prescott Statue at Bunker Hill Monument "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes" |
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Old North Church |
Recipe:
Potato size about 2 inch by 3 inch, make sure they are all about the same size so they will all be done at the same time. (1) Preheat oven to 400 degrees (2) peel and slice the bottom of each potato so it lays flat in the baking dish or pan (two potatoes per serving) (3) Put a half stick of butter or margarine on top of potatoes (3) put in the oven (I know obvious) (4) About a half hour into baking, pull potatoes out of the oven and brush melted butter over the top of the potatoes and return to oven (5) Cook until tops are nicely browned. 45 min. to an hour (6) Remove, let cool and enjoy TIP: Letting food rest is the ultimate secret to a great meal
Are you sure you want my mother's beef roast recipe? You asked for it. (1) get a 5 pound eye of the round roast (2) put it in a baking dish at 400 and cook for 6 hours or until it almost catches fire (3) remove from oven and try to slice it
If you are having guests for dinner, make sure you never want to see them again. Oh and by the way, have your kids watch this video, maybe the whole family should watch it together!
The Spelling Bee
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Where's Michele? |
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Off to the Elementary School |
Phewww! Dodged a bullet on that one, would've been bad news at home. You're probably wondering, wait a second, she told you to go to the wrong school, doesn't the wife share some responsibility here? It didn't work that way in my house. It was up to me to get it right, even if some of the details were wrong. In any marriage, my wife believes that is part of the husbands responsibility. Now do you get it?
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And now without further adieu! |
By the time we got home we were both belly laughing about it, I told her you did spell "fines" right.
I called her this morning and it was like it happened yesterday. I told her I was going to Blog the story, she said ok. She just turned 40. How about some Spelling Bee music?
Friday, March 1, 2013
A Tribute, "I Always Called Her, Mary"
Just this past week, Mary (my mother-in-law) passed away. The family all joined together for her send off up in the Detroit area (Wyandotte and Allen Park) to reflect and talk about memories that each of us had about her. We laughed, cried, went through tons of pictures, no fights about "stuff", no arguments. Cousins, sisters, aunts and uncles, some had not seen each other for years, hugged and said stuff like, "you don't look like you", "holy crap" "are you kidding me?" Mary would have loved it!
After the Funeral, we went to Glo and Bill's house, had a wonderful dinner, played games, laughed, played with the little kids, all the things that she loved and lived for.
This post is about how I remember her. Way back when Jackie and I got married, I had no idea what Michigan was. I grew up in the Boston area, when we said goodbye to someone we said "get outta heea"! Mary said "See yuns" What did that mean? Being in Catholic school my whole school life, "see nuns" made more sense to me. I was also the first person to "get up in her face" big time and she actually loved and respected me for that. (Mary, you were wrong by the way) Another trait I noticed, was when the garage and houses she lived in couldn't hold anymore stuff, she moved. The kids used to play hide and seek, Jackie said she never got caught. I asked her where did you hide? She said "under the kitchen table!" As the years went on, I noticed she was fearless about taking risks, starting a business, selling real estate, starting a newspaper. If she thought it would work, what the heck, let's do this! I really admired her for that. She wasn't perfect, but who is?
My favorite memories, the Pawn shop, her love of art, South Haven and Chicago. Chicago shopping, she loved it, I went along so her and Jackie wouldn't miss the train, she and her daughter had no concept about time passing. I remember one trip she had a record setting week at her Pawn shop (New to You) and said she was going to make a cab drivers day. We paid for the Cab and she tipped him a Twenty, She was on top of the world the whole day. She was the only Pawn shop owner around who would rent handguns by the hour! (just kidding)
Her love of art, one time her and Jackie took some oil painting lessons from a well known artist in Saugatuck. She bought a painting from him and put it up for sale in her shop. The artist showed up a few days later and paid her 3x what she paid for it. I still ask myself, did she mean to do that?
Her love of South Haven, a small vacation town on Lake Michigan. I remember when we moved her there -5 below in the middle of a blizzard. We were afraid to leave her there alone, but she said she would get a better deal on the place this time of year. What a lady, not my mother-in-law, just Mary.
After the Funeral, we went to Glo and Bill's house, had a wonderful dinner, played games, laughed, played with the little kids, all the things that she loved and lived for.
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Typical Richards Living Room |
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Mary says, "Time to Move" |
Her love of art, one time her and Jackie took some oil painting lessons from a well known artist in Saugatuck. She bought a painting from him and put it up for sale in her shop. The artist showed up a few days later and paid her 3x what she paid for it. I still ask myself, did she mean to do that?
Her love of South Haven, a small vacation town on Lake Michigan. I remember when we moved her there -5 below in the middle of a blizzard. We were afraid to leave her there alone, but she said she would get a better deal on the place this time of year. What a lady, not my mother-in-law, just Mary.
Mary, this video is for you, watch it anytime you want.
Love, Jackie and Dennis
French Bread Pudding
I made this a few years ago for Christmas dinner, and I'll never forget the response from my brother in law Bill. He took a taste and it almost brought tears to his eyes, not because it was crummy, he said it reminded him of his mother's bread pudding which he hadn't had for years. (by the way he almost ate all of it by himself) So I'll share it with you just in time for this coming Christmas.
Custard Mix
3 cups of sugar
1 teaspoon salt
12 eggs
1 and 1/2 quarts of milk
1 tablespoon vanilla
1 tablespoon cinnamon powder
Baking dish 9X13 or Deep Dish baking pan
1/2 loaf french bread shredded in a baking dish
1/4 pound butter melted and drizzled over bread pieces
1/2 cup of pecans sprinkled on top of bread peices
Pour on custard mix, bake at 325 degrees until bread is brown about an hour and 20 minutes.
Butter Sauce/optional (too sweet for me) I made it a set aside, it was available if you wanted it.
1 pound butter
1 1/2 # powdered sugar
4 egg1/4 cup of Amaretto (optional)
Hey, I looked everywhere, this was the closest "Bread" song I could find! Shhhh, I think the lead guitarist is actually Eric Clampton, David Gates was a "strummer")
Next post; COOKIE-MAKING TIPS
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Ready for the oven |
Custard Mix
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Simply Beautiful |
3 cups of sugar
1 teaspoon salt
12 eggs
1 and 1/2 quarts of milk
1 tablespoon vanilla
1 tablespoon cinnamon powder
Baking dish 9X13 or Deep Dish baking pan
1/2 loaf french bread shredded in a baking dish
1/4 pound butter melted and drizzled over bread pieces
1/2 cup of pecans sprinkled on top of bread peices
Pour on custard mix, bake at 325 degrees until bread is brown about an hour and 20 minutes.
Butter Sauce/optional (too sweet for me) I made it a set aside, it was available if you wanted it.
1 pound butter
1 1/2 # powdered sugar
4 egg1/4 cup of Amaretto (optional)
Hey, I looked everywhere, this was the closest "Bread" song I could find! Shhhh, I think the lead guitarist is actually Eric Clampton, David Gates was a "strummer")
Thursday, February 28, 2013
All music, Kool and the Gang, best base line since Motown
This post is about my personal base line favorites. This example from Kool and the Gang was a classic. I hope they fired the choreographer. I never under stood the halo thingy across Kool's forehead.
Robert Cray Band, "Smokin Gun" One of the best base to lead guitar mixes, effortless. I really thought Robert Cray was going to be in the running for BB King status. I guess there's still time.
Rare Earth was the only white group that ever had a contract with Motown. This performance in my opinion, was the best drumming vocal I ever witnessed. I saw them live at an Octoberfest of all things.
Robert Cray Band, "Smokin Gun" One of the best base to lead guitar mixes, effortless. I really thought Robert Cray was going to be in the running for BB King status. I guess there's still time.
"Simple Man" by Lynard Skynard. This song has always given me a kind of peace, just like the video I chose to couple with the song, Enjoy! I've got room for one more, some of you may not have even knew this last one existed. Let me go get it, be right back!
Van Morrison, to me this group musically was one of the absolute best. They were fluid, tight and talented. Let's face it, their were far better front men than Van, but his uniqueness, song writing talent and his band, left a very special mark on contemporary music. I've got more, but that will be in another post. Can you say Joe Cocker? That will be in the All Soul post.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
"Simple" Cookie Making Tips for the Holidays and Every Day
- Read through the recipe and check the ingredients, pan sizes and any special requirements, such as chilling the dough. Be sure to measure all the ingredients accurately and always preheat the oven before baking. Oven temp. 325 degrees (wait for the beep.beep...beep)
- To easily shape drop cookies, use an ice cream scoop with a release bar. The bar usually has a number on it indicating the number of scoops that can be made from one quart of ice cream. The handiest size is a #80 to #90 scoop. This will yield about one rounded teaspoon full of dough for each cookie.
- When a recipe calls for greasing the cookie sheets, use shortening or a nonstick cooking spray. What I use is parchment paper instead of greasing. It eliminates clean-up, bakes the cookies more evenly and allows them to cool right on the paper. I have three cooling locations, when they first come out, I lay the paper (hold paper, pull edges until paper lays flat and put on cooling rack on the left counter) Put the next batch in and move the cookies you just took out, and lay them on another counter to the right counter on a cooling rack and repeat, over and over until you're happy with the number of cookies. Once you get the rhythm,they can go in gift boxes or refreeze for a later time. They will freeze well for 60 days.
- For even baking and browning, bake cookies in the center of the oven. If heat distribution in your oven is uneven, turn the cookie sheet halfway through the cooking time.
- Most cookies bake quickly and should be watched carefully to avoid over baking. It is better to slightly under bake, rather than over bake cookies
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Christmas Cookies |
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Old Fashioned Chocolate Chip |
Friday, February 8, 2013
A Poem from Jackie to Mom~
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That's me watching something, there was so much stuff to look at! |
cleaning, but that's alright, were family.
She taught us right from wrong, she sometimes came on a little too strong, but that's alright, were family.
She saw beauty in junk, kept a lot of it around, which made her the talk of her tiny little water town, but, that's alright, were family.
She taught us to be strong, could have used a little of how to get along, but that's alright, were family
She loved life, and saw beauty everywhere, she lived in her own world, but that's alright, were family.
We are older now, and see things differently, hoping that all the strength, courage and zest for life she had was passed on to us, that's the true Legacy of family.
She taught us to be strong, taught us to push on, taught us to be family.
She came in with nothing and when she left she was rich, she had people who loved her she had family.
Our sorrow is great, our emptiness is deep, but she didn't leave us alone she left family.
I know you are walking with God hand in hand, someday we will all be together and we all will be a part of God's family.
Mom, you gave us life, you gave us love, there were many tears and much laughter, one thing I want everyone to know is that you left your kids, their spouses, your grand kids and great grand kids with great families.
Love you Mom,
Jackie
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